Tim Tebow Is Jesus Christ
Monday, August 9th, 2010Tim Tebow’s new teammates in Denver decided to give him a little haircut as a hazing ritual. I’ve heard all the pundits referring to his new look as “monk-like”. Ummm the missing the joke store called. Tebow’s boys are clearly giving him shit for his squeaky clean, Jesus-like persona.


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Adrian Peterson is a man-child. He runs angry and with a purpose. I love that he’s not affraid to dip his shoulder and truck a linebacker or DB to get an extra yard or two. He has toned down his shiftiness and learned to be an aggressive down-hill runner. He’s also running behind a strong and healthy O-Line. I refuse to buy into the preseason hype that Maurice Jones-Drew will be the #1 fantasy back this year.
Drew Brees is “The General” of the NFL. No quarterback in the league has the number of weapons in their arsenal that Brees has. When you are throwing it to Marques Colston, Lance Moore, Devery Henderson, Robert Meachem, and Jeremy Shockey it’s hard to not put up staggering numbers. Not to mention he has the luxury of dumping the ball off to Reggie Bush, “The Human Video Game”. Bush routinely turns 2 and 3 yard underneath dump routes into 20 and 30 yard plays with his speed and shiftiness. Pierre Thomas also adds strength to Brees’ squad as he must also be accounted for by opposing defenses. I look for Brees to have a season right on par with his 2008-2009 campaign.





