The Casey Anthony Drinking Game
Thursday, May 26th, 2011The long-awaited Casey Anthony murder trial has just begun and already the courtroom has turned into a complete circus. The proceedings and players have simply been too comical to NOT create this game. While day-drinking may not be possible unless you’re a stay at home mom or work from home, you could always TiVo the coverage and have a fun game to get you going at night. Sure beats the hell outta listening to Nancy Grace fill you in. Cheers!
THE RULES:
1. Drink every time Jose Baez smirks/smiles
2. Drink every time Anthony Lazzaro says, “yep” or “nope” instead of “yes” or “no”
3. Drink every time Casey Anthony pretends to write something down
4. Drink every time Casey Anthony whispers into Jose Baez’s ear
5. Drink every time Casey Anthony gives Jose Baez puppy dog eyes
6. Drink every time Jose Baez cracks his knuckles
7. Drink every time Casey Anthony cries
8. Drink every time a witness says that Casey Anthony spent the night at their house
9. Drink every time someone says, “Ale House”
10. Drink every time someone says, “Club Fusion”
11. Drink every time Judge Perry looks cross-eyed
12. Drink every time George Anthony says, “I’m not trying to be argumentative”
13. Drink every time Judge Perry says, “pacific” when he means “specific”
14. Drink every time Judge Perry says, “Lazzario” instead of “Lazzaro”
15. Drink every time George Anthony overspeaks
16. Drink every time someone describes Casey Anthony as “happy” and “normal”
17. Drink every time Jose Baez loses his place, takes a long pause, or fumbles through a question
18. Drink every time Judge Perry has to pause the proceedings for a passing train
19. Drink every time a drunk or racy picture of Casey Anthony is shown
20. Drink every time you have a drunk or racy thought about Casey Anthony
* Finish your drink (or take a shot) every time Judge Perry tells Jose Baez to turn his mic on
* Finish your drink (or take a shot) every time Judge Perry calls for a sidebar
* Finish your drink (or take a shot) every time Judge Perry addresses a jury gripe
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