You crazy tweeters, you. Here’s your weekly dose of Sweet Tweets. If you’d like to see you or a friends’ 140 character gems included in a future installment, please feel free to email submissions to speedraser72[at]gmail[dot]com. Yeehaw! Enjoy.

It’s that time again! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Sweet Tweets is back. Grab a cold one and enjoy some humor from the twitterverse.

 

You people are funny. Here are some of my favorite tweets from the last few weeks. Which one’s your favorite?

Enjoy!

 

I know you’ve all been scratching and shivering waiting for your Sweet Tweets fix, so this week you get a double dose of tweetastic humor! WOOT! This week we are giving away the “Rockstar” poken from PokenGirl.com!

If you haven’t been filled in yet, pokens are the newest, freshest craze in social media and networking. Pokens are simply digital business cards. Each unique poken character has a USB cord attached (the “hand”) that when plugged into your computer, uploads all of your new contacts’ information to your own personal poken profile.

I personally love the idea of not having to worry about designing, printing, schlepping or losing paper business cards. You simply touch pokens (or “high four”) and voila! You’re connected. Woooooohoooooo!! This is going to be the standard. That’s why I love spreading the poken gospel! You can read more about these cool little devices here.

This is the final week that PokenGirl.com will be giving away a poken to the person with the funniest tweet of the week – as voted on by YOU! Please vote for your favorite tweet in the comments below. Voting will end on Monday, March 1 at 12:00pm (noon).

In the coming days/weeks, you may submit funny tweets for consideration to speedraser72[at]gmail[dot]com with “Sweet Tweets” in the subject line.

Enjoy!

Sweet Tweets is back with a vengeance and this week we’re giving away the popular “Bling” poken from PokenGirl.com!

If you haven’t been filled in yet, pokens are the newest, freshest craze in social media and networking. Pokens are simply digital business cards. Each unique poken character has a USB cord attached (the “hand”) that when plugged into your computer, uploads all of your new contacts’ information to your own personal poken profile.

I personally love the idea of not having to worry about designing, printing, schlepping or losing paper business cards. You simply touch pokens (or “high four”) and voila! You’re connected. Woooooohoooooo!! This is going to be the standard. That’s why I love spreading the poken gospel! You can read more about these cool little devices here.

For the next two weeks, PokenGirl.com will be giving away a poken to the person with the funniest tweet of the week – as voted on by YOU! Please vote for your favorite tweet in the comments below. Voting will end on Monday, February 15 at 12:00pm (noon).

In the coming days/weeks, you may submit funny tweets for consideration to speedraser72[at]gmail[dot]com with “Sweet Tweets” in the subject line.

Enjoy!

Once again, this week’s edition of Sweet Tweets is being sponsored by PokenGirl.com.

If you haven’t heard of pokens, you’ve obviously been living under a large fail whale… or maybe in it’s belly. They are the newest craze in social media. Pokens are simply digital business cards. I think it’s much more than a craze, though. It’s completely realistic to believe that these little guys will become the standard in networking, socializing, and business(ing). Nothing else is done on paper these days. How much longer will people really be using paper business cards? They’re such a hassle on both ends. You can read more about pokens in last week’s edition of Sweet Tweets!

For the next three weeks, PokenGirl.com will be giving away a poken to the person with the funniest tweet of the week – as voted on by YOU! Please vote for your favorite tweet in the comments below. Voting will end on Monday, February 1 at 12:00pm (noon).

This week we are giving away the noche de sangre poken! If my Spanish skills serve me right, that means “night of the blood”. oooohhhh! Pretty intense, huh? In the coming days/weeks, you may submit funny tweets for consideration to speedraser72[at]gmail[dot]com with “Sweet Tweets” in the subject line.

Enjoy!

(and yes, I know I went a little crazy with @jane_bot. You don’t have to vote for her, but you best be following her!)

This week’s edition of Sweet Tweets is being sponsored by PokenGirl.com. Wooohooo!!

I first met Vanessa Swanepoel (@PokenGirl), the driving force behind PokenGirl.com, at IZEA Fest in October. I sheepishly admitted to her that although I had heard of pokens, I had no idea what the hell they were. She and her sister, Juliet Keane laughed then showed me what these little gadgets were all about. They were even nice enough to give me one of my own. I was immediately blown away by the simplicity of this new innovation. It’s also a great conversation starter! — Perfect for networking and connecting.

A poken is simply a digital business card. Can you say bye bye designing, printing, schlepping, and losing paper business cards?! You can edit your profile and contact information online then start “high-fouring” with other poken users (pokens only have four fingers, duh). When you touch pokens, (that sounds dirty) you exchange information electronically. The device plugs into your computer USB port. Very cool, if you ask me.

For the next four weeks, PokenGirl.com will be giving away a poken to the person with the funniest tweet of the week – as voted on by YOU! Please vote in the comments below. Voting will end on Monday, January 25 at 12:00pm (noon).

This week we are giving away the popular ninja poken! In the coming days/weeks, you may submit funny tweets for consideration to speedraser72[at]gmail[dot]com with “Sweet Tweets” in the subject line.

 

 
Enjoy!

 

I decided I’m going to start doing a new thing and highlight my favorite tweets each week, in additional to the vlogs that I’ll be starting very soon! IZEA does a regular “Cheeky Tweets” blog series and Julia Roy gained a great deal of early notoriety for her popular “Tweet Week” YouTube series. I figured – heck, I follow some pretty crazy characters that tweet some pretty off the wall stuff – why not put together something similar? Maybe better? hmmm… We’ll see about that… anyways, ENJOY!

Look for a new batch of Sweet Tweets each Friday …This week will be the exception.